Tip #08: Role Play.
Wear your sleep mask; pretend you're the Lone Ranger.
Tip #13: Keep It Fresh.
Wear your flannel nightgown; pretend you're Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Tip #45: Mix Things Up.
Wear your apron; pretend you're Martha Stewart.
Tip #52: Try Something New.
Wear nothing to bed. Pretend you're you and he's him.
(Super trippy, eh?)
(Who was that masked woman anyway?)
Laura Ingalls Wilder? Wow. That's a terrible image. I think I'll swear off sex for a little while after that. Plus, I'll point out, that, 'The Waltons' was a far more sexier show than, 'Little House on the Prairie.'
ReplyDeleteI've never seen the show, only read the books, but for the record she wasn't Ingalls Wilder until she was married. After which time a little flannel frolicking would have been perfectly acceptable.
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