Psst, hey, you got anything?
Yeah, man, check this out.
Whoa. What is it?
An oldie but a goodie. Hot right now.
What's it do?
Aw, you have no idea how good it is. Will lay you flat for hours. Don't expect to be operating any machinery anytime soon, know what I'm saying?
Sounds awesome. But, like, is it alright?
Totally. It's natural, you know? People been up on this shit since caveman days. You got receptors built just for it; can't argue with Mother Nature, that's what I always say. He he.
So how do you...?
Easy man, you just slip one under your tongue, maybe two once you build up a little tolerance, let 'em dissolve and hang on for the ride.
Yeah. They say Hendrix used to put it under his headband some nights but I never tried it. I figure why mess with what works.
Yeah fer sure. So, uh, how much?
Hey, man, you gotta ask that you can't afford it, he he. I can give you a couple to try right now, no charge. Wait 'til you're home before you dose. Don't want you tripping out on the road.
Sweet, thanks. Can't wait.
You like it, you can get your own stash. Like, twenty bucks at Costco for a big jar.
Awesome. Thanks for the tips, Yvonne. I'm so excited to try treating my chronic insomnia with melatonin!
No problem. Hey, got any more of those cookies?