What the Fork III

Me: Why, here is a fork that was placed slightly askew in the dishwasher rack. I will remove the now-clean fork from the dishwasher and place it in the cutlery drawer amongst its kin.

My kids: REST IN PEACE, FORK.

Me: [Sensible observation/action progression.]

My kids: GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN.

Me: [Sensible observation/action progression.]

My kids: IN A BETTER PLACE NOW.

 Me: [Sensible observation/action progression.]

My kids: THE CIIIRCLE OF LIIIFE.